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		<title>Comedy Central</title>
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		<description>I Can't Smile Without You!</description>
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			<title>you harden there</title>
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			<dc:creator>hitman</dc:creator>
			<description>there was this pinay named maria who was born and raised in olongapo city. she met her husband, john while he was stationed at subic bay naval base.



maria does'nt have an ecellent command of english language, but she and john manage to communicate. one day, maria decided to cook a big dinner for john, so she called john up at work and told him to come home straight from work.



john and his co-workers had been working long hours trying to finish up a project thier admiral had assigned weeks  ...</description>
			<category>Comedy Central</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:39:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>jokes muna tayo</title>
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			<dc:creator>hitman</dc:creator>
			<description>a chemistry teacher asked a sexy student,

&quot;what are NITRATES?

the student replied shyly, &quot;ma'am, sa motel po.

NITRATES are higher than day rates!&quot;



usapan ng dalawang mayabang...

tomas: ang galing ng aso ko! tuwing umaga dala nya 

ang dyaryo sa akin.

diego: alam ko.

tomas: ha? pano mo nalaman?

diego: ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.



WHO'S GUILTY?

Wife dreaming in the middle of the nightsuddenly shouts,&quot;quick, my husband is back!&quot; 

Mans gets up, jumps the  ...</description>
			<category>Comedy Central</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 10:05:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Letter to Bill Gates</title>
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			<dc:creator>bryan22ph</dc:creator>
			<description>Dear Mr Bill Gates, 



This letter is from Baguio City Philippines. We have bought a new computer set for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 



1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and 

whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Enigma Phil Inc. and they  ...</description>
			<category>Comedy Central</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 00:50:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Call Center</title>
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			<dc:creator>bryan22ph</dc:creator>
			<description>These &quot;silly tech support calls &quot; have been around in e-mails and online since the dawn of tech support. 

They are always fun to read. I'm in the mood for a good laugh. How 'bout you?



**********



Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.

Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on  ...</description>
			<category>Comedy Central</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 01:18:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>TAGA BAGUIO KA NU!......</title>
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			<dc:creator>Range_02</dc:creator>
			<description>exclusively for taga-baguio..ay,isu?



Taga Baguio ka isu?

1. Taga-Baguio laeng iti makaammu iti original nga kulay ti pader iti Maharlika ken Marbay.... nu dayu, kuna da nga napinturan iti nalabbaga....hehehe… handa ammu ma-ma gayam... 

2. Paboritong expression &quot;WEN YA!!!&quot; 

3. Mahilig iti POLO nga stripes and checked (long sleeve pay) uray aglingling-it ket madi da nga ikkaten... 

4. Uray pangkis iti medyas...ayos latta 

5. Haan ka nga taga-Baguio nu haan mu nga ammu diay infamous  ...</description>
			<category>Comedy Central</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:12:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>STRAWBERRY</title>
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			<dc:creator>&quot;DOPEY&quot;</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqosX1DjpmQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqosX1DjpmQ</a>]]></description>
			<category>Comedy Central</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 07:34:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>MILITARY HUMOR by Range</title>
			<link>http://qboyz.forumotion.com/comedy-central-f12/military-humor-by-range-t42.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
			<description>































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			<category>Comedy Central</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:55:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>japanese public toilet</title>
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			<dc:creator>Range_02</dc:creator>
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			<category>Comedy Central</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:18:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>&amp;quot;GOBYERNO&amp;quot;</title>
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			<dc:creator>&quot;DOPEY&quot;</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ExR6uvlwDuU" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="high" scale="exactfit"></embed>]]></description>
			<category>Comedy Central</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 05:17:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>funny animals????</title>
			<link>http://qboyz.forumotion.com/comedy-central-f12/funny-animals-t34.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Range_02</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tj-hmm2lpA8" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="high" scale="exactfit"></embed>]]></description>
			<category>Comedy Central</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 15:38:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://qboyz.forumotion.com/comedy-central-f12/funny-animals-t34.htm#352</comments>
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			<title>Tiradurin ang buwan</title>
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			<dc:creator>Range_02</dc:creator>
			<description>Ine-examin nung doktor yung isang niyang Pasyente sa Mental

Hospital sa pamamagitan ng tanong at sagot. Tanong nung Doktor,

&quot;Kung ikaw ay palalabasin ngayon sa ospital, ano ang iyong

gagawin?&quot;

Sagot ng pasyente,&quot;Titiradurin ko po ang buwan!&quot;   Wika ng Doktor,



&quot;Ikaw ay hindi pa pwedeng palabasin. E-examin ulit kita sa

paglipas

ng anim na buwan.&quot;



Pagkaraan ng anim na buwan,muling inexamin nung Doktor yung

pasyente. Tanong nung Doktor, &quot;Kung ikaw ay  ...</description>
			<category>Comedy Central</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 15:15:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>funny karate accident</title>
			<link>http://qboyz.forumotion.com/comedy-central-f12/funny-karate-accident-t29.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Range_02</dc:creator>
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			<category>Comedy Central</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:07:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Jokes for Saturday</title>
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			<dc:creator>AlcoholicA</dc:creator>
			<description>As an airplane is about to crash,

            a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, &quot;If I'm

            going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.&quot;

            She removes all her clothing and

            asks, &quot;Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make

            me feel like a woman?&quot;

            A man stands up, removes his

            shirt and says, &quot;Here, iron this!&quot;. 





One morning a woman was walking

     ...</description>
			<category>Comedy Central</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 05:36:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://qboyz.forumotion.com/comedy-central-f12/jokes-for-saturday-t26.htm#153</comments>
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			<title>JOKE TIME....</title>
			<link>http://qboyz.forumotion.com/comedy-central-f12/joke-time-t19.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Range_02</dc:creator>
			<description>Parishioner: Father bakit may nakasampay na daster, bra at panty sa may

kumbento? may asawa ka?

Father: Kung aasa ako sa mga donasyon nyo, di ako mabubuhay! Tumatanggap

akong labada!

_____



GF: I'm warning you! darating na si daddy within 1 hour!

BF: Eh ano ngayon? eh wala naman tayong ginagawang masama ah!

GF: Kaya nga! kung may plano ka, DALIAN MO NA!! Wink

_____



Nun: I was raped... what shall i do?

Mother Superior: Hir, take this calamansi.

Nun: wil ds ease d pain?

Mother Superior:  ...</description>
			<category>Comedy Central</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:04:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://qboyz.forumotion.com/comedy-central-f12/joke-time-t19.htm#97</comments>
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			<title>JOKE JOKE JOKE...</title>
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			<dc:creator>Range_02</dc:creator>
			<description>WIFE: I'm warning you! Parating na husband ko in 1 hour!

HANDSOME VISITOR: Wala naman akong ginawang masama ah?

WIFE: kaya nga! kung may balak ka, GAWIN MONA!!!



WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon.

HUSBAND: Sunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya &quot;GO TO

HELL&quot;, kaya ito uwi agad ako..



Wife: Lab, may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na

to, let's make love.

Husband: Heh! tumigil ka nga. Maaga pa akong gigising

bukas, buti ikaw, hindi na.





Population policies of countries:

:  ...</description>
			<category>Comedy Central</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:53:48 GMT</pubDate>
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